doraemon theme

2005-06-09T12:42:14Z

anna koto iina dekitara iina ,

anna yume konna yume ippai arukedo~

minna minna minna kanaete kureru ,

fushigina pokke de kanaetekureru~

imageshack....

2005-06-08T15:35:11Z

gosh...imageshack is down...

zzzzz n i got directed to some hack site by mistake zzzzzz

clubbox

2005-06-05T13:19:48Z

sigh~~~ finally can dl from clubbox.

so far oni dl SATC 2 ramdom episodes....

still cant access mulder's links....arrghhhhhh
zzzzzhe's the one wf complete seasons of Friendszzzzz

funny thing is that one of the episodes of SATC comes wf ermmm 'mulder'(my dear David).....talk abt irony of the situation.

Knight Online

2005-06-05T13:13:22Z

wow...i cant believe it... 2 WHOLE WEEKS without KO....

my hunieee's like an angel

2005-05-27T15:45:33Z

My hunieee~~~~

2005-05-27T15:11:11Z

Capitalism

2005-05-27T12:32:29Z

Traditional Capitalism:
>You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies,
>and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

American Capitalism:
>You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other cow to produce
>the milk of 4 cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. You
>then start bombing another farm to get their cows.

French Capitalism:
>You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Capitalism:
>You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of
>an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. You then create
>clever cow cartoon images called "Cowkimon" and market them
>world-wide.

German Capitalism:
>You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
>and eat once a month, and milk themselves.

Bristish Capitalism:
>You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

Italian Capitalism:
>You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for
>lunch instead of worrying about the problem.

Swiss Capitalism:
>You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others
for storing them and make a lot of dough.

Chinese Capitalism:
>You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment and high bovine productivity. You have the journalist who
reported on these numbers arrested and thrown into detention.

Malaysian Capitalism:
>You have cows. You sign a 40-year contract to supply milk at six
>cents per litre. Then midway you raise the price to 60 cents or you
>cut the supply of milk. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you
>change your mind again and now want $1.20. The buyer decides you can
>keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled
>cows.

Singaporean Capitalism:
>You have 2 cows, one cow-peh and one cow-bu. Both are owned by a
>government-linked corporation.

You Know You're Too Stressed If...

* You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

* The Sun is too loud.

* Trees begin to chase you.

* You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

* You can hear mimes.

*You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

* Things become "Very Clear."

* You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.

* The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.

* You and Reality file for divorce.

* You can skip without a rope.

* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

* You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

* Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before

This a good lesson for man...
>
>In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:
>
>Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
>
>You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
>
>Here is a guide to the point system:
>
>SIMPLE DUTIES
>
>You make the bed (+1)
>
>You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
>
>You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
>
>You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
>
>You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
>
>You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
>
>You check out a suspiciousnoise and it is something (+5)
>
>You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
>
>It's her pet (-10)
>
>
>SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
>
>You stay by her side the entire party (0)
>
>You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2) Named Tina (-4)
>
>Tina is a dancer (-6)
>
>Tina has silicon implants (-80)
>
>
>HER BIRTHDAY
>
>You take her out to dinner (0)
>
>You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
>
>Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
>
>And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
>
>It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
>
>
>A NIGHT OUT
>
>You take her to a movie (+2)
>
>You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
>
>You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
>
>You take her to a movie you like (-2)
>
>It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
>
>You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
>
>
>YOUR PHYSIQUE
>
>You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
>
>You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
>
>You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
>
>You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
>
>
>ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
>
>She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
>
>You hesitate in responding (-10)
>You reply, "Where?" (-35)
>Any other response (-20)
>
>
>COMMUNICATION
>
>When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
>
>You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
>
>You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
>
>She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
>